Human are Sperm
By: The Smartest Person in this “planet”

       Ever wonder what the purpose of life is? What you are supposed to do on this lovely little planet? I have the answer, the meaning of life and it is quite simple. All humans are sperm-like organisms. Our purpose on Earth is to go through training that will help you turn into a fetus-like organism. When you “die” on Earth you are transported in spirit to the other wonderful place where you start with all your knowledge as part of a complete organism. You work in a giant group with other humans have died to create a huge monster-like creature. If you aren’t convinced then read on. It all makes perfect sense… if you are hyped up on sugar, doing drugs or have mental problems, or all three like myself.

Think about the lowly sperm for a moment. They apparently don’t have a brain and are mass produced for one purpose, to connect to an egg. However, how could a brainless sperm and brainless egg transform into a human without training to do so? That makes no sense my friend. They must go through some sort of training or schooling to make journey to the egg and whoever is stupidest and slowest die and never get to prove themselves. However, they are small and in such a closed off space that no one ever sees their training. Even if you did see them, you could not hear them and therefore could not hear older experienced sperm teaching younger sperm the ways of their world. I doubt they know that they live in a human, they most likely think they are on a planet going into another planet to find a mate… it all makes sense.

Next point, we spend our entire lives going through school, work, etc. to learn various seemingly stupid information. However if this information was to somehow prepare us to operate a giant robot monster life form of some sort we will use this information. Each person learns something in their lifetime that will help control the new life form, as if we are all very intelligent cells. For instance, if you are an extremely nerdy nerd you will be a brain cell of this super advanced, huge life form. If you are the sporty type you will be a muscle cell. If you die as a baby then you will be new tissue or skin tissue of some kind. The possibilities are endless and if you think about it, every person that has died has something wonderful about them. Babies and young children die so that the life form has skin tissue and generation tissue. Teenagers die because they are extremely gifted in their skills. Older people die after a lifetime of experiences and therefore are very helpful to the life form.

Also, you may be thinking that we are too big to be cells of some extremely big life form. Sperm must think the same thing. They are all crammed up into a large ball… similar to our earth. They all think they are normal sized like humans think. Sperm can hardly think that they are part of a huge human… that would be known as crazy talk just like this piece of writing seems crazy to you. Humans that have gone outside earth have seen darkness... because they are in what I consider the “sack”. If sperm were smart enough to break out of their lovely ball they would see the same thing… and another ball which they would consider another planet. The sacks we live in are a bit more advanced since the life form we grow into is a bit more complex. All the other planets we see around us are dead planets that once had tons of us humans. Once the planet dries up of little humans, a new ball/planet grows in the sack and is far enough away to deter humans from exploring. The sack however is extremely big so that humans could never travel to edge because if they ran into it with a spaceship, that would hurt the life form extremely bad.

My last note is against those people who say that there are not enough people dieing to fill so many large life forms that I speak of. You are silly. Do you think sperm know of other planets where millions of other sperm live? Of course not! So, we can’t see all the other life forms that carry a sack of humans like us. So, yeah, that explains that.

So, now that I’m done explaining my theory, I would like to let you know, it is the truth. If you want to fight me about it, don’t waste your breathe since at this moment the life forms are getting information that will let them know I have figured everything out and they will send a probe down to remove the information from my tiny brain… or kill me. I have no enclosed all my information because if I was to do something like that then the life forms would simply kill off our planet and start anew and I would not want them to do such a horrible thing.

The End